Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Things That Skeeve Me Out More Than I Could Ever Put Into Words

In no particular order:
  •  Dirty bathrooms (I expect it from public bathrooms, but private bathrooms... eek.) I've cleaned peoples bathrooms as opposed to just sucking it up and dealing. I know people got shit to do and cleaning might not be a top priority, so I don't judge. But I usually can't leave it alone.
    • Hair clippings left on the sink
    • Fuzz that accumulates on the toilet water tank cover
    • Dirty shower floors
    • Dirty toilets
  • Dirty fingernails
  • Smelly towels
  • Moles (not little ones that could be called 'beauty marks' or 'freckles' but the big hairy ones. Anything bigger than the size of a pencil eraser)
  • Any creature with more appendages than a person (this is why I dislike lobsters most)
  • When a person's nose looks like their nostrils are constantly flared (especially when their eyebrows are slanted down towards each other as well). Pretty much anyone like this dude from Gossip Girl 
 
Shia LaBeouf is another example, I'm sometimes worried that when I go to a theater to see a movie with him in it, I'll be sucked into the black abyss that are his nostrils.
  • Anything crawling on me that is not domesticated. I don't like killing bugs, but if it gets on me it's done for.
  • Seeing someone's earwax buildup in their ears. Clean your god damn ears, people. It takes 2 seconds after you get out of the shower. Not that time consuming.
  • Nose whistlers. I don't want to hear you whistle every time you exhale. Blow your nose.
  • Mold and/or rust on dirty dishes.
  • Prickly armpits. Growing out body hair doesn't both me, but if your pits are just prickly, I know it's not intentional and it makes me shudder.
  • Feeling crumbs, dirt, etc stick to the bottom of my bare feet when I walk on non-carpeted floors. I cannot stand that feeling, makes me feel so dirty. I'll also place dirty feet here. Particularly seeing peoples dirty feet with stuff stuck to the bottom of them.
These are the biggest ones that come to mind. I may add some if I'm just forgetting them now. I guess I can chalk up a lot of these to bad hygiene. These things just gross me out so much I can hardly bare it.

1 comment:

  1. Hahahahaha I LOVE this mostly because I agree with everything that you have posted! Except...I do love Ed Westwick from Gossip Girl, I think it has something to do with the fact that he's British so I like to hear him talk in interviews.

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